The financial landscape of the post-graduate is a dire one, but “Certainty of Hopelessness: A Primer On Discharging Student Debt” is here to guide you, student debtor. It’s 2013, student debt is the absolute norm, and the job market scarce – but rest assured HOPELESSNESS is your key to fiscal salvation. Here’s your life-hacking guide to getting the most out of your appalling situation… a comprehensive how-to pamphlet for clearing student debt by maximizing utter HOPELESSNESS.

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