C R A S H ￼Flashing lights of the metropolis. Stretched coaches cruise the steaming asphalt. Never sure what they carry. Hidden behind tinted glass. Like whales they glide through crowded streets, stolid and majestic. for a future IV: but what if we are not alive? Somewhere there among the remnants of the great pacific island, the blooming vortex of the world, roughly between 135°W to 155° Wand 35°N and 42°N in the accelerated rage… [read more »]
Is this really only the second installment of WWWorld Click? Yes, it’s. I’ve recently relocated to a new… um, location. Time literally moves more slowly here; there’s more time to work and more time to waste. There’s also more time for browsing. Here’s are some recent web developments from around the globe.
In New York, there’s no better look on a guy than when he’s just come from the barber. Unfortunately the crispiness goes away after a day or even a few hours. No longer! Monira Al Qadiri reports that, from where she sits in Kuwait, “Airbrush Beards Are All The Rage.” Indeed; and one that leaves François Sagat’s tattoo’d cranium in the dust. There’s a 7aboob joke with a “blowing” innuendo there somewhere, but my cat’s trying to jump out to our balcony so… one sec.
Back. Okay, what the fanfic is going on here? The Jonas Brothers sandwiching Marc Jacobs’s gay porn actor boyfriend, Harry Louis? Where is The Other One? (Answer: at home dragging this photo to the secret j/o folder on his hard drive) What could these eyebros possibly have to talk about? This is a shanda for poor Marc; first openly sleeping with an uncircumcised goy and now homewrecking America’s most beloved family act since the Brady Bunch. Let’s just hope there’s a Falcon-sponsored whirlwind global bathhouse concert tour livestreamed on Cam4 in the works.
Okay, are we done talking about post-internet, new aesthetic, death of painting, etc.? JK Keller is shutting it down with his new iPhone oil paintings. Bodacious, sebaceous. This is the very essence of DISability, an issue we hope to explore in future feature stories.
In transfiguration news, Oliver Laric brings us the story of a UK organization “His Church” convincing government officials and corporations to donate confiscated counterfeit clothing to them. They, in turn, stitch the His Church logo right over the counterfeit logo and redistribute the garments to the homeless and other people in need. Of the project, co-ordinator Richard Humphrey says, “.” [sic] God moves in mysterious ways… even through Shanzhai anxiety.
And speaking of anxiety, we’re all in agreement that this:
is definitely the step right before this:
right? Good, I’m glad.