Soul Patch

Soul patch, God’s asterisk, jazz dab, flavor saver, mouche, mosca, cookie duster, face fungus, attilio, liptee, Imperial, kionjamchuzi, small beard, royale, zif, ball tickler, Cadillac, spit catcher, taint brush, soup catcher, flavor stripe, spit, sauce, womb broom.

Photoshop one on yourself to see if you would look as good as Britney, Whoopi, Rob and Michelle do. Send it to DIS and we’ll decide.

May 29th is National Soul Patch Day

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