Let me share a few words on Haifa Wehbe, the sluttiest, baby-groping pop seductress in the Middle East.

Hailing from Lebanon, Haifa is unlike every other female pop star in the world. This is mostly due to the fact that she cannot stop singing and prancing around babies. Her songs feature lyrics that espouse the *goo-goo-gaa-gaa* language of infants, as exemplified in her hit song, “Bus-al-Wawa” (literal translation: “Kiss the Owie”). In this video, Haifa tells her baby to “kiss the owie” and make it better, as the two of them frolic around excessive amounts of popcorn and chocolate sauce. Haifa is the ultimate ghanoozha, a term that is sadly lacking in the English language, and means something along the lines of “baby lady”, “pouty shenanigans”, or any other other type of highly feminized, infantile behavior.
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