Fashion magazines, runways, and stylists love fetishwear to a fault. You've been gagging on their bondage-inspired looks for years now—and not in a good way. Meanwhile, to fit into these looks, you've been compelled to forgo meals to afford a gym membership, where the senses are assaulted by hotter and tighter bodies, rancid lockerroom mystery smells, out-of-commission machines, and the cacaphony of jerk jams and juicehead jargon. When will these humiliations end?

With the help of Technogym™, fetish and fitness have finally become domestic partners. What could be more luxurious? Beautifully crafted machines in a beautifully crafted interiors. Low-impact workouts in high-impact looks. Spotting and being spotted by your closest friend. A Mozart concerto on the hi-fi. There's no shame in being (and having) a home body; cross training is a private proclivity.

It looks like working in is really working out.