Krysta Now Remembered
Well, it’s all about now, 2008, not next week, not tomorrow. If you wanna fuck me, you can fuck me… now.
Scientists are saying the future is going to be far more futuristic than they originally predicted.
Join us for an in-depth discussion of the penetrating issues facing society today. Issues like abortion, terrorism, crime, poverty, social reform, quantum teleportation, teen horniness and war.
You know what, I like to get fucked, I like to get fucked hard. Okay, but you have to draw the line somewhere. I mean, violence is a big problem in our society today and I will not support it. That is the primary reason why I won’t do anal.
We’re a bisexual nation living in denial. All because of a bunch of nerds. A bunch of nerds who got off a boat in the 15th century and decided that sex was something to be ashamed of. All the Pilgrims did was ruin the American Indian orgy of freedom.
Well, in my first six movies I was just “Krysta.” You know, but then in order to differentiate myself from the 76 other Krystas in the business, I added the “Now.”
Nobody rocks the cock like Krysta Now
Body type: 5′ 3″ / Slim / Slender
Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign: Capricorn
Occupation: Actress-Singer-Business Woman
Income: $250,000 and Higher
Teen Horniness Is Not A Crime
Teen horniness is not a crime
Keep an open heart and an open mind
Cause these statistics do not lie
Just ask those nerds who shot up Columbine
They weren’t gettin’ laid
They weren’t getting’ laid
Teen horniness is a state of mind
Not a sin but a natural urge
You gotta purge
While you still can
The morning after pill
It’s your stupid legislation
In an overcrowded nation
Now you acting crazy
Cause a zygote ain’t no baby
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